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"If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!"
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"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."
"Why are penguins socially awkward? Because they can't break the ice."
"A Japanese teenager approaches his father nervously... ""Dad, I have to tell you something. Please don't be upset, but I'm gay."" ""How could I not be upset?! Why not gay plus!?"""
"Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop."
"How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship? 9/11"
"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""
"The McRib is back. Because you're getting new underwear for Christmas anyway."
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"Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear."