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Joke of the Day

"Miley Cyrus is a strictly american phenomenon... most everywhere else in the world, she'd be Kilometery Cyrus"

"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"

"Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty."

"Society's a wreck because Superman has nowhere to change."

"I am Looking a Bank I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, and then Leave me Alone...."

"Have you heard about the drought in Yemen? The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid."

"You always have to be extra careful when driving through a predominantly black neighborhood at night. Because black people are super hard to see in the dark."

"So a cop pulled me over one day for speeding... he asked: ""excuse me sir, but do you know how long i've been waiting for you?"" i said:"" i know, i'm sorry but i tried to get here as fast as i could."""

"Q: Mom why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I don't want the neighbours to think I'm employing corporal punishment dear."

"ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting."