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Joke of the Day
"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."
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"[Robot Uprising] Human: Oh no a robot! What kind are you? Robot: I am a counting machine Human: Oh thank g Robot: Now killing human #53822"
"Having sex while camping is so amazing it's ***In-Tents***"
"I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?"
"I've reached the point of laziness where even laying around has become too much for me to handle."
"Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast."
"My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now"