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Joke of the Day

"We were driving past the graveyard and my dad asks: ""Do you know why I can't be buried there?"" ""Why not?"" ""Because I'm not dead yet, Son."""

"I haven't spoken to my wife in 6mths, I don't like to interrupt her."

"I went to the hospital today and told the doctor my baby was born 9 months early. She asked to see it, so I came on her face."

"""Drop it like it's hot,"" is my favorite song about dropping stuff that's hot."

"Two nuns walk into a bar. The third nun ducks."

"People on this plane got so uptight when I used the bathroom to change into my PJs. Llike they've never seen a man in a nightgown before."

"A bit of Christmas Doggerel Oh, you better not shout, you better not cry, you better bite the pillow, cuz I'm going in dry."

"I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled"

"What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80"

"I haven't said a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted..."