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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80"
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"Pretty sure HR is going to be paying me a visit, thanks to the CW that emailed to thank me for ""all the services I provided them""."
"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."
"I ate an optimist once... But I couldn't keep him down."
"What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!"
"I'm not exactly Jew. I'm just Jewish."
"What's black, purple, and hates sex? The kid in my trunk."
"I think my wife is cheating on me with an undertaker. I could swear she was wearing clothes when she died."
"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."
"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"