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Joke of the Day
"My Muslim girlfriend wants to blow me Should I be excited or call the cops?"
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"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"
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"a priest, a jew, and an atheist walk into a bar... they get a few drinks, and walk out."
"A black guy and a jewish guy jump off a building, who lands first? who cares."
"*Frankenstein arrives with his monster at a bodybuilding contest* ""Oh, you meant... you meant it like... ugh. Well that was a waste of time"""
"To be a man is basically to watch a beautiful Rose go by and think, ""I want to fuck that in the butt"""
"new hipster fad = being really into public domain music"
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."