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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? He's a real glasshole, that guy"
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"What's the difference between jelly and jam I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
"I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost."
"Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe? Because the servers cannot be found"
"Deer nuts and beer nuts What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck."
"""Body of Christ."" ""Why thank you, I HAVE been working out."""
"""What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco? A BAYYYYker"
"What did the train say on the way to Auschwitz? Jew-Jew"
"What are the consequences of smoking weed? The reefercussions"
"[gf comes home after spray tanning] Hey, orange you looking good! ""Thanks"" Anytime, pumpkin! ""You're sweet"" You're one in vermillion!"