152900
Joke of the Day
"What happens when you retweet a compliment about how humble you are?"
Next Joke
"Not saying dogs are better than kids in every aspect; but good luck finding a kid willing to lick up his own vomit."
"What is skeleton? Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!"
"Whats grosser then gross? Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13."
"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"
"Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage? He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq"
"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."
"A bunch of Greeks queued up in a line..."
"FACT: Uma Thurman is the only person to ever have been named by someone with a mouthful of food."
"I had the best ice cube It's like it could melt in my mouth"