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"Jehovah's witnesses are at my door. *Lights black candles, dons flowing dress, opens door, and says seductively, ""Are you the keymaster?""*"
"If im walking around with my arms crossed, there's a 90% chance im not mad...Im just probably not wearing a bra"
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend that I do; I just stand in my room screaming ""That's not what I said!"""
"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."
"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"
"If you start peeing out blood Urine big trouble"
"Ever since Jim got cancer, he's been feeling really crabby"