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Joke of the Day

"What is skeleton? Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!"

"Why is the beach wet? Cause the seaweed"

"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"

"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they can't even."

"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat She needs three extra syllables To fit in a haiku"

"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"I realized why the media isn't taking my presidential campaign seriously. Occasionally, I'll slip up and accidentally tell the truth."

"What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face."

"What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca? A cinemon"