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Joke of the Day

"I just tried to type ""cop car"" but it autocorrected to ""cop cat"" and boom I just came up with the title of a new hit detective show."

"Say what you will about Kombucha... ...It's just not my cup of tea."

"Why do giraffes have a great love life? Because they keep a good distance between their brains and their heart."

"Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats"

"What do you call a recently created sub-atomic particle? New-tron."

"In my experience, all edible underwear just ends up being crotchless."

"Why did they produce a reality show about midgets? Because they only wanted a little drama."

"Looked up from my phone for a few minutes. Wasn't worth it."

"I have discovered the code to unlock the Koreas! Up Korea! Up Korea! Down Korea! Down Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! B Korea! A Korea!"

"A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."