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Joke of the Day

"Why did they produce a reality show about midgets? Because they only wanted a little drama."

"Did you hear the one they don't tell retards? NO? Oh well never mind then."

"What is yellow and wears a mask? The Lone Lemon."

"I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com It was a site for sore eyes"

"""Coming up on tonight's news, hear about the tragic case of 10 people who lost their lives trying to escape a fire at the nightclub everyone's been dying to get into."" *Disclaimer: No pun in ten dead."

"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."

"What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%? This calls for Jurastic changes"

"[In cubicle at work] *pretends to start clipping my nails* *tosses uncooked grains of rice onto co-workers desk with each clip* CW: WTF!"

"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."

"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"