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Joke of the Day

"In my experience, all edible underwear just ends up being crotchless."

"Me and the wife were having a row the other day when, all of a sudden, the strangest thing happened... Our canoe sank."

"What do cars and humans have in common? We both burn gas."

"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather, but it's kinky if you use the whole chicken!"

"in the harry potter universe, where do wizards with weird sexual fetishes go? AYN ALLEY"

"""I think I have ADHD, doc"" why? ""I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford"" that's not- ""yeah I keep losing my Focus"" get out of my office"

"*sees a hot christian girl* Me: I am christian now,where do i get one of those plus signs? Friend: That's a cross. Me: across from where?"

"A man goes into a library asking for a book on suicide... The librarian says ""F*** off, you won't bring it back."""

"What do you call a huge pair of tits you want to see but never get a chance to? Cliffhangers"

"What do vacuums and woman have in common? The more you pay, the better they suck."