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Joke of the Day
"Nut allergic people can't get anything for free Because the stuff they buy must be nut free"
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"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."
"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"
"Why do blacks keep on getting stronger? TVs are getting heavier."
"How to kill two birds with one stone: Step 1: throw a stone at a bird Step 2: go pick up that stone Step 3: throw it at another bird"
"A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like ""remember you have yoga at 6 tonight"""
"Yo mama's so mean... She has no standard deviation."
"When life gives you AIDS... Make lemonAIDS"
"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"
"TIL when nursery rhymes are playing in the car but your child is no longer in the car then the songs were probably never for him in the first place."