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Joke of the Day
"Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost? He was scared sheetless."
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"Never Drink Alone Thats why I Skype with people when I'm drinking."
"What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus."
"Why did the chicken cross the road... Because he wanted to say hello from the other side"
"My voicemail message is a 20 second recording of me sighing."
"This fall on Fox: X-Files Babies. Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat."
"Wanna hear a joke about the mods? [deleted]"
"When I get alzheimer's I'm going to watch The Sixth Sense like every day."
"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."
"So I got a piece of ass this morning... my finger slipped through the paper."