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Joke of the Day
"I've just been reading a book all about lubricant... It's a fantastic piece of non-friction."
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"My gardener is completely incompetent He keeps soiling himself"
"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"
"The fancier the design on the back pocket of the jeans, the less fancy the person."
"What do you call an airline run by nazis? Aryan Air"
"Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut...It's very confusing to us guys."
"Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream"
"I will read that article on how procrastination can kill me As soon as I get around to it."
"Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late"
"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"