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Joke of the Day

"Review of Black Holes: Zero Stars"

"The astrophysics class I wanted to take filled up. Now I need to figure out what other course will work for my schedule and major. It's not rocket science."

"Good Ol' Yo Mama joke Yo mama so dirty, she can give someone an ear infection through a phone."

"If you walk into a room that's empty except for a clown doll sitting in a chair at a tiny table, you're probably about to be murdered."

"If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage."

"What do you call a burning rocket? Korean Barbecue."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Drunk."

"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"

"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."

"Hey, incessant seatbelt indicator beeping, I'll outlast you; just like your friend the gas light. You're not the boss of me."