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Joke of the Day

"I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot"

"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."

"""The club can't even handle me right now."" What, like structurally? Should we call an engineer? Evacuate? Advise."

"What do you call a guy that can't make a joke? A dead one."

"Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish."

"The inventor of the calculator is one of the few people in life that actually made something that counts."

"[in hip-hop voice] uh"

"Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you"

"I've decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner... ...because it's as old and overused as this joke."

"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."