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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy that can't make a joke? A dead one."
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"Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend? Prose before hoes."
"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"
"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."
"Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher!"
"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."
"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."
"My ex girlfriend.."
"What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby"""
"What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghettos."