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Joke of the Day
"Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish."
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"Your mom is so ugly... ... That she committed suicide and the devil sent her right back."
"Dogs have 10 expressions for ""I love you! I love you!"" and cats have 10 for ""I hope you die slowly in a fire but feed me dinner first."""
"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."
"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."
"My daughter is playing ""you can't find me, Mommy""... I'm playing ""I'm not trying, Suckaaaa""."
"Me: I'll write u a haiku! Her: I'm just impressed u know how to spell haiku. Me: *deletes ""how to spell high-koo"" from browser history*"
"Don't ask the Norse professor about his old subject... It's a Thor subject. And he still doesn't want to Friggen talk about it."
"What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene"
"A blind guy walks into a bar... And into a table.. and a chair..."