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Joke of the Day
"My dog kept barking at me I'm not sure why hes in love with roofs."
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"If you take something for granted you risk losing it. When I finally find my car keys, I'm telling them how much I love them."
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"I'll never cheat on another test... It keyed my car and told the cops I beat it up"
"When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders."
"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."
"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lic-Alot-O-Puss"
"[Biblical Times] God: oh shit Angel: what? God: I just realized I've been leaning on the frog button."
"A beer matt walks into a bar.. Drinks are on me!"