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Joke of the Day
"MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots."
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"The Jewish Year is 5776. As of yesterday, the Chinese year is 4714... That means Jews had to exist for 1,062 years without Chinese Food. They call this time, ""The Dark Age."""
"I saw a chameleon today... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon."
"Which is the best side of a banana to eat? The Inside..."
"I'm drowning my self in coke right now. Not the drug. The drink. Nah jk it's the drug."
"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."
"Here's to tits! ...Cause No one ever said ""I want to cum on her nice personality"""
"Third time's a charm... Is a much darker phrase in Germany"
"[stranded on Mars journal] day 1: rob and I have enough oatmeal to last us 300 days day 2: I ate rob"
"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."