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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the bishop walk straight? Cause he can only move diagonally"
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"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."
"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."
"What do you call a fat alien? An extra-cholesterol. ...I'm so sorry."
"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street."
"I didn't get my period this month or any month prior to that. If I'm pregnant my parents will flip. Also science, science will also flip."
"What does Batman do with all his spare money? He makes it wayne"