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Joke of the Day

"If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages."

"Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you've got? Me: She sold the Saudis the jets that are massacring Yemenis Clinton fan: Emails? That's all you"

"Boy: Dad dad there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!"

"Top of my Med School Class: I don't just play God, I win. *definitely not remotely true*"

"3 men were on a boat.. And all they had were 4 cigarettes. Unsure on what to do, one of them throws a cigarette overboard. Now the boat was a cigarette lighter."

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"

"The hearing-aid A man is dining in a restaurant and speaks to a waiter. Man: Excuse me sir, I found a hearing-aid on my plate. Waiter: What?"

"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."

"Why did all the native people move out East? Because there is no work out there."

"I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs. She replied ""Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."""