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Joke of the Day

"Why would Bill Cosby make a great lawyer? The proof is in the pudding"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into my girlfriend's ass."

"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"

"Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!"

"Anybody taking bath in Milk.. ""Why do you take baths in milk?"" ""I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."""

"*sets cauldron over crackling fire* *adds lock of his hair* *does magicky stuff* Now love me. **POOF** *my left eyebrow falls off*"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass"

"Ladies: If ""snuggling"" is so important to you, have the guy do that BEFORE you have sex. Trust me...... He'll snuggle and snuggle and snuggle..."

"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"