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Joke of the Day

"A geneticist is having sex... During foreplay, the geneticist's partner kept moaning ""Aug, aug, AUG!"" The geneticist later proclaims, ""I don't know where to start!"""

"I used to have a friend named Frank... Until one day I asked him: ""Can I be Frank with you?"" Now I no longer have a friend named Frank."

"Bob's volunteered to give a C programming workshop but needs a topic Give that man some pointers"

"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."

"*doctor moonwalks into office* ""Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"" *Mr Johnson does the robot*"

"5 Years ago today I asked a beautiful girl out on a date. Today at 3pm I asked that same girl to marry me. Both times she said no"

"What's the best part of a movie? The climax."

"If you had to steal a bike from someone, who would it be? A black guy, because it's probably already stolen."

"What is a great game for unvaccinated children? Marco Polio"

"I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn Doesnt cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night"