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Joke of the Day

"Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said ""Drac we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?"" ""Yes"" replied Dracula ""have lots of giraffes."""

"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."

"Knock, knock, Come in."

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"What's the one knot I can tie with my butt? A noose"

"What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy? Mentos."

"What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug? Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically."

"What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."

"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."