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Joke of the Day
"What's a four letter word describing a female that ends in -unt? Aunt"
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."
"There should be a warning label on those straw cowgirl hats middle-aged women wear on vacation that reads: ""Will cause freckled cleavage."""
"I pointed to hub's hearing aid and said is that thing on? He said ""yes, I am just trying to figure out what the hell you are saying"""
"The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving? The police. Not mine: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33099881"
"What do crossfitters call their trainers? Fairy WOD-mothers."
"What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection? They break their nose!"
"I'm getting restraining orders against all the cops so I can do anything I want"
"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"
"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."