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Joke of the Day
"Would you fuck a chick with one leg? ...I mean if it could fit."
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"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."
"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""
"Bond. Bail Bond."
"What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human? About eighty years"
"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."
"A Muslim Woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said... ""That's Haram, bae."""
"What stops rape every time? Consent"
"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."
"I envision my high school English teacher reading my tweets, lighting up cigarette after cigarette and putting each one out on her arm."