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Joke of the Day
"Would you fuck a chick with one leg? ...I mean if it could fit."
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"Donald Trump wants to ban pre-shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again!"
"Pilots sure do like dick holes... Sorry, im just testing out my new thesaurus"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass."
"So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak."
"I tried water polo but...."
"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."
"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."
"I need a keyboard shortcut for ""sorry it's taken me so long to reply to your email..."""
"Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots."