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Joke of the Day
"What stops rape every time? Consent"
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"If you are getting bald, just rub toilet paper in the affected area and you'll begin to grow hair. Don't believe me? Just take a look to your butthole."
"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"
"Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months."
"I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree."
"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""
"[waking up as an adult] What a beautiful day. I wonder what parts of my body will hurt today"
"GF's friend didn't keep my Valentine's gift a secret. So I had to embroider a towel for her too. Because, well, snitches get stitches."
"Why are octopuses so dangerous? Because they TENTACLE."