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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven ""ate"" nine."
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"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."
"Why would Gabe Newell be a better world leader than Hitler? There'd be no World War 3."
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday? He felt his presents."
"Why do Russians love pho? Because they're SO-VIET"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........"
"why did the wife of the fish and chips fetishist file for divorce? she was sick of being a battered woman"
"Elon Musk was born in South Africa, and made an electric car. What if he had been born in Madagascar? He would have made a gas car"
"Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses."