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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket"
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"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole the calendar? .................they both got 6 months."
"How is a penis and a paycheck the same? Neither one is big enough to satisfy your wife"
"Doctor: ""I'm afraid you have Alzheimer's AND you have Lupus..."" Patient: ""...well at least I don't have Lupus."""
"Make A Dumb Person Curious Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?"" - ""No, how?"" - ""I'll tell you tomorrow."""
"Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!"
"I was trying to get out of the friend zone with a girl. She put me in the brother zone... Good thing I live in Alabama!"
"What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao He gets extra practice with his wife."
"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."