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Joke of the Day
"How are Polish Girls like Hockey Players? They both change pads after 3 periods"
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"Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas? Elf and safety"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing no clothes but covered head to toe in saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Shirley Temple, a wonderful example that making sex tapes, twerking, and going to re-hab are NOT necessary to make it in Hollywood. Classy is ALWAYS in style. RIP Little Princess."
"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"
"Brunos are from Mars, Freddies are from Mercury."
"What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada? Joseh"
"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""
"What two words result in the most marriages? Screw it. EDIT: u/Zui_Quan has a better answer lol"
"In solidarity with the Transgender community, Hershey's chocolate will be renamed to Heshey's"