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Joke of the Day

"If Trump becomes president, it won't be called the White House anymore He'll rename it the Exclusively White House"

"Your mama is so fat... The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information."

"Her: Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with? Me: One who knows how to fix elevators."

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!"

"If John has 100 pieces of bacon, and he eats 20, what does John have? Happiness. John has happiness."

"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"

"support small businesses like a mouse selling tiny umbrellas or even a bee selling tiny umbrellas"

"I get all my cardio from sex.... That's why I'm so fat."

"What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common? It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick."

"I made my wife change her name to Dick. Now people laugh whenever I joke about beating her all day long."