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Joke of the Day
"What's the deal with airline food? Buy 2 get 1 free"
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"Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon but they left after a few minutes ? You see it had no atmosphere !"
"I could see every bottle of ketchup in the restaurant. Heinz sight is 20/20."
"What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast? Orange Juice"
"Be Careful of Egyptian Sharks They can smell blood a nile away"
"One time I got fired for being too drunk. Not for being drunk. For being too drunk. I miss that place."
"How loud can you talk? -Alcohol"
"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."
"In the spirit of bipartisanship and cooperation, I think Trump should offer Hillary Clinton an important role in his administration... Like the ambassadorship to Libya"
"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum."