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Joke of the Day
"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs!"
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"It's so annoying when you've already planned out a convo in your head and the other person doesn't follow the script. Learn your script! "
"I know a trick to make my dick 2 meters long... ... I fold it in half."
"I often antagonize black people in hopes they call me a jive turkey."
"Still a lotta racism down south. Just today I saw some asshole on his whiteberry."
"5Q + 5Q =? You're welcome"
"I kid you not. -Condom wearers"
"Grammar tip Farther = physical distance Further = metaphorical distance Father = emotional distance"
"People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio"
"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."