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Joke of the Day

"What's Mary short for? She's got no legs!"

"Why don't they have gambling in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."

"There are three kinds of people The ones that can count, and the ones that can't."

"What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? A *private tutor*"

"What's the difference Between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job. One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of r/jokes."

"There are three things verbose realtors should keep in mind... Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion."

"""GIMME AN E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ..."" - Cheerleader who loves ecstasy"

"Two Grandma's Are Walking Down The Street... One says to the other 'My chest is tight, and I feel heavy'. The other one replies 'That's because you're standing on your left titty.'."

"What will men do if women become extinct? Domesticate another animal."