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Joke of the Day
"There are three things verbose realtors should keep in mind... Loquacion. Loquacion. Loquacion."
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"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side"
"I am not pro gay. I am not even amateur gay. But, I support their rights."
"See if this carries thru in txt 1)Knock knock. 2)Who's there? 1)Interrupting chicken. 2)Inter.. 1)..BUK BKOCK!!!!"
"My toddler puts his pants on just like everyone else. One arm at a time."
"Best pun ...EVER Unfortunately I didn't go to the Gym today but the cashiers name at McDonald's was Jim .... So same thing, right??"
"I love my dog. He's a real son-of-a-bitch."
"What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base."
"I just like to sleep naked... The flight attendant could have been a bit more understanding."
"FRIENDS reunion (2016) RACHEL: [texting from bar] sry smthg came up CHANDLER: [texting from home] same... work JOEY: [in LA] wait THIS friday?"