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Joke of the Day

"There are three kinds of people The ones that can count, and the ones that can't."

"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."

"Ladies, here's a secret. The moment you are happy and over us, we will send you a text saying that we miss you."

"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"

"You know you just can't tell Penguin jokes. They just don't fly"

"If you get a present from me with scissors and a roll of tape trapped under the wrapping paper, I'm gonna need those back."

"Remember to practise safe phone sex. You don't want to risk getting hearing AIDS."

"I had a happy childhood. My dad would put me inside a tire and then roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears."

"You dig ,I dig, she dig, he dig, we dig, they dig. It's not a great poem but it's very deep."

"Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball."