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Joke of the Day
"26.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."
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"Joke of the millennium.. Teacher -""Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY???"" Student -""in Swiss Banks"".. :P :D lolx"
"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"
"ME: You go thru space & time, just traveling alone? DOCTOR WHO: Usually w/a companion ME: Folks from space-time? DW: God no 21st century UK"
"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? Because they are out standing in their field."
"The Insomniac by Eliza Wake"
"ISIS is knocking on my door recruiting... Cause I just bombed this physics test."
"Why should white blood cells never discuss God? Because they would be using the lord's name in vein"
"The Internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage."
"What's worst than finding a worm in an apple? The holocaust"