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Joke of the Day

"A horror movie, but the monster chasing me is my coworker that wants to tell me about her date last night. *twists ankle by the copier"

"Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second."

"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"

"Grand Theft Auto reminds me of Florida. Except one lets you shoot people without consequence and the other is a video game."

"How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs? NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN"

"I think it's important for women to know there are men who stand at urinals and pee with their hands on their hips like they're Superman."

"What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night? Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke."

"The rape advice hotline hung up on me today... Apparently ""How do I stop them from blowing a rape whistle?"" wasn't a valid question"

"What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies? One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater."

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."