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Joke of the Day

"The rape advice hotline hung up on me today... Apparently ""How do I stop them from blowing a rape whistle?"" wasn't a valid question"

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.k, rolling."

"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"

"Hey Europe you look a great. Have you lost a few pounds?"

"Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers. It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is."

"""What's life like in North Korea?"" ""Oh, I can't complain."""

"Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer? Because he was Haydn."

"If 5 black slaves had sex... Is it considered a threesome? I'm going to hell for this."

"Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet ""cheat days"" and call them Ashley Madisons."

"I like my women how I like my socks Full of my jizz and forgotten about somewhere"