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Joke of the Day

"I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea. Edit: So I come back to my joke and have no idea what happened..."

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"My new book about doing your own hair color is a total flop. I haven't sold one copy of A Guide to Dying Alone"
"8/10 black men say they enjoy shower sex. The other two haven't been to prison"
"Grandpa joke: What becomes shorter when you add 2 letters? Short"
"What does Tony Stark call his semen? Pepper spray"
"I witnessed a murder today... Though it may have just been a flock of jackdaws, I'm not a biologist."
"What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea."
"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."
"I've just seen a girl post a selfie with her dead grandma on facebook and thousands have commented ""rip"". Stop the internet, I wanna get off"
"My questionnaire for teenage girls: 1. can you not 2. do you even 3. whatever"