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Joke of the Day
"What did Pitbull ask for Christmas? Dolly."
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"Why is it so tough to please girls? They take classes on mass debating."
"Why do I tell jokes in elevators? Because they're funny on many levels."
"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
"What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)"
"I feel like if Joe Biden and Kanye West were involved in a Freaky Friday scenario no one would notice for months."
"Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together."
"Now that Steve Jobs is gone we'll never ever know why c**t autocorrects to Cynthia. WHO WAS CYNTHIA?!?"