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Joke of the Day

"How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends how thin you slice them. Worst dead baby jokes, let's hear them! NSFW because dead baby jokes probably aren't safe for work..."

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."

"My 6 month old daughter told me this joke.... but its not funny so i won't waste your time. kids aren't funny you guys nobody cares if they told you a lame joke"

"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""

"Stalin took from the rich and gave it to the poor... ... and then he took both of them and put them into the Gulag for 25 years. EDIT: spelling"

"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."

"I just called. To say. I texted you."

"Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?"

"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't."

"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."