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Joke of the Day

"What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)"

"What did the son corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."

"My decorating style is calculated placement of sentimental things around the house, so after I die, my husband can't get laid."

"Hi Gilded, I am Kind Stranger EDIT: wow i am gilded, thank you kind stranger"

"What does a cat say when you tread on its tail? ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold..."

"A mechanical engineer asks to his crush... Do have a manhole I could enter?"

"How do you know if an Asian person has robbed your house? When you come home, your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and they're still trying to back out of the driveway."

"There were so many vampires at my Halloween party I lost Count. ]"

"My parole officer said ""You know who you hurt the most when you go joyriding?"" ""Joy's husband."""