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Joke of the Day

"If a tomato gets put in a coma for being gay is it a fruit or a vegetable? ...its a hate crime"

"I just want to be rich enough to say ""that won't be necessary"" when the police go to handcuff me"

"Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade? A: The letter ""m."""

"Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!"

"Why did the Jedi take his MIDI controller into the pool. He wanted to increase his MIDI chlorine count?"

"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."

"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."

"I came up with a new recipe for avocado and duck. I'm going to call it Quackamole."

"I put the 'fun' in 'dyslexic'."

"One time a guy left a full glass of sangria behind on a first date and I pretended I forgot my sunglasses so I could run back and chug it."