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Joke of the Day
"Why are Ethiopians so good at blowjobs? Because they have to swallow everything they can"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement? What're you asking me for? I have Asperger's."
"Girl, are you my brake pads and rotors? Because I'd like to grind on you until you groan loudly and I have to replace you."
"In actuality, Batman is just a more violent and dark version of Inspector Gadget."
"I accidentally hit my head on a window today... It was paneful."
"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"
"What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up? A chatterpillar"
"Why did the doctor quit his job? He ran out of patients."
"It's strange that most republicans are homophobic... especially when they're obsessed with screwing all the gay guys in the country."
"After this winter I'm so excited for spring... I wet my plants"