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Joke of the Day

"ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help"

"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"

"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"

"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."

"It can not get any worser. So I thought but as it seems I have really weak imagination."

"What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute? The headless whore's man"

"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"Jesus walks into a hotel... ... lays three nails on the counter and asks the clerk ""Hey, can ya put me up for the night?"""

"I just took out a spider so big that, moments after, the postman rang the doorbell and I thought it was the spider."

"Why shouldn't you get stoned and reddit?"