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Joke of the Day

"I just took out a spider so big that, moments after, the postman rang the doorbell and I thought it was the spider."

"I told my doctor that I recently broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."

"""I came, I saw, I left."" - Premature ejaculator after visiting a porno shop."

"Did you hear about the French boat with five holes in it? It cinq!"

"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""

"Black Joke Why do black people have nice clothes, expensive jewelry, and drive fancy cars with rims but live in crappy houses/apartments? -They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet."

"My future is so bright I need to stay in my room browsing reddit until nightfall."

"Doc : Do you know what blood type you are? Me : Red?"

"Every man's dream is to wake up with two women in bed. One saying ""good morning honey"" and the other ""good morning daddy""."

"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."