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"Why shouldn't you get stoned and reddit?"
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"Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make"
"""We don't serve time travelers here"" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order."
"What's your favorite ""I just hurt myself or messed up"" phrase? Like, oh fuck! Oh shit! TITTY SPRINKLESSSSSSS"
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"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know y."
"My friend collects scoliosis journals He has *back* issues."
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear."